ALIENS

 

There's aliens on campus, I'm sure that's what it is

They've invaded my computer, and wiped out my hard disk

They’ve blown up all the printers in this corner of the state

There's aliens on campus, that's why my paper's late

 

Aliens

Aliens

 

There's aliens on campus, they're keeping me up late

With a talkative imitation of my stupid roommate

They unplugged my alarm clock and gave me sleeping gas

There's aliens on campus, that's why I missed your class

 

Aliens

Aliens

 

There's aliens on campus, they're stealing all the power

They came into my dorm room and locked me in the shower

They've hidden all my textbooks and made my room a mess

There's aliens on campus, that's why I failed your test

 

Aliens

Aliens

 

There's aliens on campus, they're coming every night

Conducting mind experiments, it's really quite a fright

They're trying to control us like a video game

That's why our assignments look exactly the same

 

Aliens

Aliens

 

There's aliens on campus, they take us one by one

Abducting us at random, they think it's lots of fun

They took me in their saucer, and round the world we flew

There's aliens on campus, that's why I missed curfew

 

Aliens

Aliens

 

July 2, 1997

Words and music by Bill Griffin

Copyright 1997 Bill Griffin

 

Bill Griffin