ALIENS
There's aliens on campus, I'm sure that's what it is
They've
invaded my computer, and wiped out my hard disk
They’ve
blown up all the printers in this corner of the state
There's aliens on campus, that's why my paper's late
Aliens
Aliens
There's aliens on campus, they're keeping me up late
With
a talkative imitation of my stupid roommate
They
unplugged my alarm clock and gave me sleeping gas
There's aliens on campus, that's why I missed your class
Aliens
Aliens
There's aliens on campus, they're stealing all the power
They
came into my dorm room and locked me in the shower
They've
hidden all my textbooks and made my room a mess
There's aliens on campus, that's why I failed your test
Aliens
Aliens
There's aliens on campus, they're coming every night
Conducting
mind experiments, it's really quite a fright
They're
trying to control us like a video game
That's
why our assignments look exactly the same
Aliens
Aliens
There's aliens on campus, they take us one by one
Abducting
us at random, they think it's lots of fun
They
took me in their saucer, and round the world we flew
There's aliens on campus, that's why I missed curfew
Aliens
Aliens
July
2, 1997
Words
and music by Bill Griffin
Copyright
1997 Bill Griffin
Bill
Griffin