What if I were a preacher
And I couldn't use the letter "P"
I'd have to make my sermon -oints with
"W" or even "Z"
I'd have to -reach a 3 -art sermon
Based on the A-ostle -aul
-arishoners would hear my -lea to
Come down for the altar call
We'd have a -otluck dinner
And we'd ho-e our baby doesn't drool
We'd use the -arking lot to -ark
Our minivan for Sunday school
We'd -ray for your requests and you would
-ay your tithe and offering
"Have Thine own way thou art the -otter"
Is the song you'd hear us sing
Words and music by Bill Griffin
Made up at the end of a church service when the 3rd point also began with a “P”.
Copyright 1999 Bill Griffin