Back in the USSA

 

Flew in from the Middle East after my speech

Kissing up to Muslims there

Put a stop to all those Jewish settlements

Iranís election was fair

Iím back in the USSA

They love the words that I say

Back in the USSA

 

Took over two of the auto companies

Closing plants and dealerships

Tell them types of cars that Iíll let the build

Handing CEOís pink slips

Iím back in the USSA

Your investments go away

Back in the US

Back in the US

Back in the USSA

 

Well, conservatives might be terrorists

Restrict the words they say

The Fairness Doctrine will shut them up

But NPR and NBC will make sure my ideas hold sway

 

Iím back in the USSA

My policies canít delay

Back in the USSA

Well, the stimulus bill was filled with pork

Spending your money is fun

And I sent Air Force One to buzz New York

To scare as many folks as I could just to see those people run

 

Another town hall meeting to promote my health care

Get free time from ABC

I think weíll tax your benefits to pay for my plans

Thereís no one who can stop me

Iím back in the USSA

Iíll fix all the disarray

Back in the US

Back in the US

Back in the USSA

 

Hey, Iím back

Um, uh, let me teleprompter

Hey, I'm, uh, great!

And Iíd like to thank you

Yeah, back in the USSA

Ha ha

 

Words written June 15-17, 2009

Words copyright 2009 Bill Griffin