Bring Those Funky Presents Santa

 

Ho, ho

 

Well, once there was a fat man Living up at the North Pole

A red suit and a white beard Making children happys his goal

A workshop and a cottage All year hes working night and day

And hes got flying reindeer He uses them to pull his sleigh

 

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

 

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

 

The elves are working all year Producing all those toys we like

Computer games and laptops And I think I would like a new bike

Ipods and surround sound systems TVs and electric guitars

Candy canes and cookies Motorbikes and fancy sports cars

 

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

 

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

 

You better be a good kid, yes you should If you want him to bring what you want

You better stop your fighting, all your fighting And every little stupid stunt

And if it dont seem easy Remember that hes got a big list

And you want to be on it So do you think that you get the gist?

 

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

 

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

 

Bring those funky presents

Bring those funky presents

Bring those funky presents

Bring those funky presents

 

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

 

November 24, 2006

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics Copyright 2006 Bill Griffin