Bring Those Funky Presents Santa

Ho, ho

Well, once there was a fat man Living up at the North Pole

A red suit and a white beard Making children happy’s his goal

A workshop and a cottage All year he’s working night and day

And he’s got flying reindeer He uses them to pull his sleigh

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

The elves are working all year Producing all those toys we like

Computer games and laptops And I think I would like a new bike

Ipods and surround sound systems TVs and electric guitars

Candy canes and cookies Motorbikes and fancy sports cars

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

You better be a good kid, yes you should If you want him to bring what you want

You better stop your fighting, all your fighting And every little stupid stunt

And if it don’t seem easy Remember that he’s got a big list

And you want to be on it So do you think that you get the gist?

Yeah there was dasher and dancer and prancer there and vixon

There was Comet and Cupid and Donner there and Blitzen, Rudolph

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

Bring those funky presents

Bring those funky presents Santa

Bring those funky presents right

Bring those funky presents Santa

Slide down the chimney and

Bring those funky presents here tonight

November 24, 2006

Lyrics by Bill Griffin