H1N1 Flu

[tune: Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu]

 

I took a trip way down to Mexico

For some odd reason fares were really low

No one in the plane except for the crew

I took a trip to Juarez and got the H1N1 flu

 

I thought the water would make me sick

The food the vendors sold would hit me quick

But no place was open that I went to

I took a trip to Juarez and got the H1N1 flu

 

Came back to the states and started to sneeze

I didnít feel good and I started to wheeze

Superintendent closed the whole stupid school

I took a trip to Juarez and got the H1N1 flu

 

CDC put a tent over my house

They wouldnít even let me kiss my spouse

Iím stuck here by myself and thereís nothing to do

I took a trip to Juarez and got the H1N1 flu

 

I think Iíll take a trip next year to Quebec

But for the moment my summer is a wreck

I wouldnít have gone to Mexico if I knew

Iíd take a trip to Juarez and get the H1N1 flu

 

Lyrics by Bill Griffin May 5, 2009

Lyrics copyright 2009 Bill Griffin