Ha-Show-Fait Ivvair (=The Ref Is Blind [Hebrew])

Hey, ref, make that call

It's not hocky, it's basketball

Hey, ref, it's not Smackdown

Call a "T" on that dirty clown

Ha-show-fait ivvair

Hey, ref, what did you see?

It didn't look like a charge to me

Hey, ref, he's just a clutz

That's why he fell on his big fat rear

Ha-show-fait ivvair (in the Hebrew tongue)

Ha-show-fait ivvair (means “the ref is blind”)

Ha-show-fait ivvair

Hey, ref, did you see him walk?

You gotta quit lis'nin' to their coaches squawk

Hey, ref, it's not ballet

They call that traveling down our way

Ha-show-fait ivvair

Hey, ref, call it both ways

I'll loan you my glasses for a couple days

Hey, ref, where you been?

I know your whistle works at our end

Ha-show-fait ivvair

March 14-15, 2002

Started on a bike ride

Inspired by the officiating at the NAIA II national tournament, March 2002

Music and lyrics by Bill Griffin