I Hate Paper Grading

(Tune: I Love Rock and Roll)

 

I graded this paper just the other night

Just about every other line was trite

The rhetoric was bad

The typos, they were sad

And I found it was driving me mad

ĎCause it was such junk, yeah, junk

And I found it was driving me mad

ĎCause it was such junk, yeah, junk, thatís why

 

I hate paper grading

So throw another one in the trashcan, baby

I hate paper grading

I think their work is a waste of a tree

 

He handed in his paper, oh so late

He gave some lame excuse (probably on a date)

You could tell he took no looks

At any library books

Didnít even use the spell check

ĎCause it was such junk, yeah, junk

Didnít even use the spell check

ĎCause it was such junk, yeah, junk, thatís why

 

I hate paper grading

So throw another one in the trashcan, baby

I hate paper grading

I think their assignment is a waste of a tree

 

Itís amazing they can type five pages of such tripe

And with this they think theyíll pass, with me, yeah me

Requirements of this class, yeah with me, with me, thatís why

 

Thatís why I hate paper grading

So throw another one in the trashcan, baby

I hate paper grading

I think their work is a waste of a tree

 

April 12, 2008

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics Copyright 2008 Bill Griffin