Mommy and Daddy Wear Spandex
Mommy and Daddy wear spandex
I can't believe it's true
Why can't they wear normal clothes
Like other people do
My friends think they are wacko
Because they dress that way
Why do they wear spandex almost
Every single day?
I can't believe Mommy wore that
I'm sure that people stare
Doesn't Mommy realize it
Looks like underwear?
In the winter Daddy looks like Stryper
Those black and yellow tights
I see him in them all the time
He wears them days and nights
When Mommy and Daddy wear spandex
I hide my eyes in shame
Don't they know that what they do
Is giving them a bad name?
It's not that I'm trying to force
On them my dislikes
But there must be something better to wear
When they get on their bikes!
July 22, 2002
Begun on a bike ride with my wife and finished at home
Music and Lyrics by Bill Griffin
Copyright 2002 Bill Griffin