The
Ghost Writer
(Tune:
Low Rider)
All
my friends use the ghost writer
The
ghost writer makes our grades higher
The
ghost writer writes definitive
The
ghost writer don’t split infinitives
The
ghost writer knows the way to cheat, yeah!
The
ghost writer turnitin won’t defeat, yeah!
The
ghost writer helps a lot of sermons
The
ghost writer keeps the people squirmin’
The
ghost writer don’t blow punctuation
The
ghost writer knows connotation
Pay’m
twenty bucks
Pay’m
thirty bucks
Pay’m forty bucks and see
Pay’m
eighty bucks
Pay
a hundred bucks
You’ll
do better than a B
March
26, 2008 4:01 PM
Lyrics
by Bill Griffin
Lyrics
copyright 2008 Bill