The Ghost Writer

(Tune: Low Rider)

 

All my friends use the ghost writer

The ghost writer makes our grades higher

 

The ghost writer writes definitive

The ghost writer donít split infinitives

 

The ghost writer knows the way to cheat, yeah!

The ghost writer turnitin wonít defeat, yeah!

 

The ghost writer helps a lot of sermons

The ghost writer keeps the people squirminí

 

The ghost writer donít blow punctuation

The ghost writer knows connotation

 

Payím twenty bucks

Payím thirty bucks

Payím forty bucks and see

Payím eighty bucks

Pay a hundred bucks

Youíll do better than a B

 

March 26, 2008 4:01 PM

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics copyright 2008 Bill Griffin