Virtual Spirituality

Chorus: We're the first local church of the post-modern age

You can download the sermon from our Web page

We're the church of the twenty-first century

With our virtual spirituality

Our children's workers have all been

Certified by the insurance company

And they've been trained to play the VCR

So you can worship distraction free

At the church supper we'll take your credit

So you can eat your spaghetti

And by an auto bank draft you can

Pay your tithe to us so conveniently

Chorus

We believe the Lord is leading us to

Build a brand new sanctuary

So with faith and trust we're asking you to

Buy a bond and pay a parking fee

And we've sold all of our publishing to

Corporate interests on Wall Street

So now we rent our worship songs from those who never cross our Church doors with their feet

Chorus

Song started in August, 1996; finished November 28, 1996

Words and music by Bill Griffin