When the Bills Come Pouring In

When they shop on Christmas eve

Oh, I don't want to be in that number

When they shop on Christmas eve

When they look for a parking place

...don't want to be in that rat race

When they see those massive crowds

When they find those empty shelves

When they find an angry clerk

When they see those checkout lines

When they run out of Scotch tape, I don't want to be wrapping presents

When they exchange it on the 26th,

When the bills come marching/pouring in....

December 21, 2007

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Inspired by Terry Griffin