Back in the USSA

Flew in from the Middle East after my speech

Kissing up to Muslims there

Put a stop to all those Jewish settlements

Iran’s election was fair

I’m back in the USSA

They love the words that I say

Back in the USSA

Took over two of the auto companies

Closing plants and dealerships

Tell them types of cars that I’ll let the build

Handing CEO’s pink slips

I’m back in the USSA

Your investments go away

Back in the US

Back in the USSA

Well, conservatives might be terrorists

Restrict the words they say

The Fairness Doctrine will shut them up

But NPR and NBC will make sure my ideas hold sway

I’m back in the USSA

My policies can’t delay

Back in the USSA

Well, the stimulus bill was filled with pork

Spending your money is fun

And I sent Air Force One to buzz New York

To scare as many folks as I could just to see those people run

Another town hall meeting to promote my health care

Get free time from ABC

I think we’ll tax your benefits to pay for my plans

There’s no one who can stop me

I’m back in the USSA

I’ll fix all the disarray

Back in the US

Back in the USSA

Hey, I’m back

Um, uh, let me teleprompter

Hey, I'm, uh, great!

And I’d like to thank you

Yeah, back in the USSA

Ha ha

Words written June 15-17, 2009