(To the tune of "Money")


Homework, get away

Drop a hard class with much work and I'll be okay

Homework, it's a drag

Fourteen pounds of books in my book bag


New book, library, ten page paper, oh

I think I get me a capaccino



Homework, type it fast

Finish it before the due date has passed

Homework, it's a crime

I've got better things to do with my time


Calculus problems, a presentation

Try to learn the history of this nation



Homework, I'm losing sleep

Each prof I have is a real creep

Homework, I'm far behind

Read a hundred pages, answer all questions you find


But if you ask for an extension it's no sur-

prise that they're giving none today


November 8, 2001

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics Copyright 2001 Bill Griffin