Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma

(The way it really happened!)

 

Rudolph got run over by my Grandma

Driving home from church on Christmas eve

Santa's gonna need a brand new reindeer

Maybe Boris, Vladimir, or even Steve

 

 

Rudolph landed on the highway

Looked to the left and to the right

That's where Rudolph made his blunder

Because a deer should never look at a headlight

 

 

Rudolph got run over by my Grandma

Driving her pickup on Christmas eve

Santa's gonna need a brand new reindeer

Maybe Boris, Vladimir, or even Steve

 

 

Christmas dinner's on the table

Mashed potatoes and gra-vy

Grampa winked and said to Grandma

"That's some tasty venicin you cooked for me"

 

 

Rudolph got run over by my Grandma

Driving home from church on Christmas eve

Santa's gonna need a brand new reindeer

Maybe Boris, Vladimir, or even Steve

 

 

December 17, 2001

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics Copyright 2001 Bill Griffin