Test Tomorrow

Test tomorrow

Why don’t you sit down and study

You’ve been Facebooking buddies for too long

Oh, you’re procrastinating

This is your last chance at redemption

There’ll be no exemption

Time to move along

Don't you borrow notes from a slacker, boy

All he did was doodle

The four-oh girl in front is your best bet

The study guide ain’t all you need

The book itself you better read

And hope important details you don’t forget

Test tomorrow,

Your GPA ain’t getting no higher

Your straits ’re getting dire, it’s time for you to haul

And graduation, well, you want to be walkin’

But if you don’t pass this class you’ll repeat it next fall

Don’t you get real tired of the panic time

And you want to see all your grades climb

Looks like another all-nighter’s in the works

Is it scantron answers with A B C

Oh, how much would it cost to buy the key?

Don’t you wish you could outguess professor jerks?

Test tomorrow, why don't you open the textbook?

Get past that perplexed look, and your mental state

You may be failin’, but there’s a cure for this tension

You better gain comprehension (gain comprehension)

You better gain comprehension before it’s too late

Commissioned by Wes Dingman April 13, 2009

Written April 13, 2009

Words by Bill Griffin (except “test tomorrow” by Wes Dingman)