The Ghost Writer

(Tune: Low Rider)

 

All my friends use the ghost writer

The ghost writer makes our grades higher

 

The ghost writer writes definitive

The ghost writer don’t split infinitives

 

The ghost writer knows the way to cheat, yeah!

The ghost writer turnitin won’t defeat, yeah!

 

The ghost writer helps a lot of sermons

The ghost writer keeps the people squirmin

 

The ghost writer don’t blow punctuation

The ghost writer knows connotation

 

Pay’m twenty bucks

Pay’m thirty bucks

Pay’m forty bucks and see

Pay’m eighty bucks

Pay a hundred bucks

You’ll do better than a B

 

March 26, 2008 4:01 PM

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Lyrics copyright 2008 Bill Griffin