The Politically Correct Bible

The Lord had dinner with Abraham

And then the two of them took a walk through the land

Abe said, God show a little pity

On a few little towns with some diversity

The Lord said, Sure I'll do just as you say

Cause I really don't care if they're straight or gay

It's the politically correct Bible

The politically correct Bible

The Lord God put on a great light show

When he landed on Sinai so long ago

He said, find your own meaning in the words that I say

It don't matter if I didn't mean it that way

The main thing is do what seems right to you

Let these words inspire you in all that you do

It's the politically correct Bible

The politically correct Bible

Well, Elijah challenged the prophets of Baal

To come to his council, ecumenical

He said, you light my sacrifice and I'll light yours

And then well have a barbecue outdoors

And I think I'd also like to arrange

To do a little pulpit exchange

It's the politically correct Bible

The politically correct Bible

Blessed are those with tolerance

Blessed are those sitting on the fence

You've heard it said but I tell you now

That you've got to keep an open mind somehow

I'm one of many ways to the father/mother God

Right alongside Buddha and Mohammad

It's the politically correct Bible

The politically correct Bible

September 10, 1999

Words and music by Bill Griffin