White House

[tune: White Room]

In the White House we are hanging brand new curtains

Bailout payments auto makers should make windmills

Our good friend, China, will pay for all my programs

Hundred dollar a pound steaks, yes, I care about the poor

I wait for the time when the banks are all mine (ha ha ha!)

I’ll save the day just like Joseph did down in Egypt

Flip a coin, tails, I’ll release the torture memos

Prosecute them, wait, Pelosi knew about this? (now’s my chance to get rid of her!)

Hey, I’ll sit down with Al Qaeda at the table

They’d be reasonable if they only knew me

All the bad guys will be welcome in this house

Git-mo detainees can come here for a buffet

Secretary of state thinks pirates are funny (arg!)

At the summit I liked hugging the dictators

But I never bowed to sheiks dressed in their long robes

I’m so sorry that we are all bad Americans

I’m the most brilliant man who has ever lived here

I’m even smarter than President Thirty Nine

April 23-26, 2009 Words by Bill Griffin